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mega + ness
A lot of very good everything.
I'm tired of packing! Leaving tomorrow for sunny, fresh, and lovely FLORIDA!!! Gonna rawk it and create vortexes of meganess!
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A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.
Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?
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A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed
"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."
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a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men
Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”
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False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.
Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?
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Another way of coming out as lgbtq
Hey I used mega knight on my deck today
Congrats on coming out!!
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The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.
"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
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