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any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???
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Charecterize by temperature swings and abrubt changes in weather. Provides explanation for Global Warming and Global Cooling, extremes in weather...Also known as Global Climate Change
Global Warming will lead to an Ice Age...hunh? I actually got sunburned in Belgium...Yeah the world is going through global menopause.
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any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.
You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???
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The inexplicable, unpredictable nature of sudden hormonal shifts compelled by metabolic strain the female body experiences as it endures "the change" which women can neither avoid nor control -- sometimes inspires near homicidal behavior accompanied by even more colorful profanity. This behavior is ordinarily out of character for the female suffering the throes of menopause. Synonyms can include: venom-vox, spit-fire, hell-tongue, death-shrew, and toxic-locorrhea.
Ordinarily she was truly so sweet and pleasant, but in a sudden flare of of menopause-mouth she told her partner how she would bloody well enjoy watching them f*in burn to near-death in a pit after which mo-fo fire ants slowly brought a certain GD end by consuming their flailing, pleasantly smoke-flavored, f*in remnants, GD-it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Liminal Menopause Art, also known as LMA, is a unique genre of digital creativity emerging from the minds of boomers and older individuals. It thrives on the combination of bizarre greenscreen effects, outdated pop culture references, and a total disregard for aesthetics, all aimed at achieving a strange sense of humor.
Did you see Aunt Mildred's latest liminal menopause art on Instagram? She's riding a rubber chicken on a background of dancing frogs while blasting Christina Aguilera. Classic LMA!
Liminal Menopause Art reflects the elderly's quirky foray into the digital realm, resulting in cringe-worthy Instagram reels and WhatsApp greetings that defy explanation. These creations incorporate anachronistic aesthetics and baffling digital elements, offering a glimpse into a world where memes and WordArt collide.
Granny Ethel's "Happy Birthday" GIF features a dancing baby, an animated flame-spitting dragon, and a looping clip of Shakespeare reciting the alphabet – a quintessential example of liminal menopause art.
Guy 1: My wife reached menopause
Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.