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The word salad that is shot out of a girls mouth during the time immediately before and during their period. Often this verbal diarrhea is offensive, violent, and nonsensical; reflecting their chaotic state of mind. The intensity and unintended nature of statements made during bouts of PM-T make the affected woman seem to have a serious mental disability.
"MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FOZEN TROUT! BUT FIRST I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING WITH. . WITH. . SHIT! COCK! DAMMIT!"
"Wow, bitch you have a crazy case of PM-T"
"Dude, you really told your boss that he could go fuck himself with a panda dick?"
"ummm... yeah I had some pretty bad Pre Menstruation Torettes"
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A boner in the clitoral region that a girl gets during the beginning stages of menstruation. It typically occurs during the first fifteen minutes of menstruation.
Everyone can see that Sally has a raging menstruation boner.
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A phrase to describe a large amount of blood, paint, tomato juice, originally coined in the 60s to describe the tomatoe orgy popular in The Village in NY, now used by reporters inveigled by the Thai red shirts.
All these Thai red shirt rioters with their paint, and OMG blood, it's like a menstruating whale snatch, yeah!
That expression captures the overwhelming red so well, I hope it makes it to Urban dicK
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1. An extremely foul smell caused from any multitude of malodorous, poorly combined noxious odors.
2. Something crawled up your ass and died.
1. (Used when America still owned industry)
Husband: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk!
Wife: No, paper plant.
2. Person A: Did you fart?
Person B: No.
Person A: That smells like the ass end of a menstruating skunk.
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1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)
"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"
"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"
"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"
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PMS is a mental condition found in bi-polar, rabid, psycho, unstable, generally 'off' ex-girlfriends. Typically the female species experiences a few days of PMS monthly, but in a true crazy-psycho broad PMS can cloud her thinking and cause her to act violently. Beware of PMS whores, they may be winning now but they'll probably end up with vaginal cancer by the age of 30.
The local police officer inferred a serious case of psycho-menstruating slut (pms) due to the broken wood and shattered glass of the sliding door at the bottom of the staircase leading from the rooftop.
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When your girl is on her period and she is being bitchy.
Why are you being so menstruational today?