Someone who is obsessed with the video game series Metroid
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The biggest Metroid ever. He has found a way to nullify the effects of the Ice Beam and is such invincible. Big Metroid frequents message boards across the intrawebs.
Big Metroid just killed Samus!
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metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.
Metroid hookers, they suck AND blow!
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When, during oral sex, the one performing sucks so hard on the receiver's genitalia that it leaves a bruise around said area, resembling a hickie.
Dude, I was eating out this girl last night, and I totally gave her an Omega Metroid. She'll have a violet vag for a week!!
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to stupify someone, metroid style.
your moms ass is a prune
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The greatest first person shooter from Nintendo.
Filled with action, adventure, mystery, suspense and more!
I just destroyed the Mogenar War Golem!
That was a awesome fight in Metroid Prime Trilogy!!
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Probably one of the best FPS's on the Gamecube at the moment. Samus kicks ass
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