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A place where literally nobody knows how to speak America's official language (english), even at somthing like McDonalds which gets really annoying when you are lost and everyone speaks only spanish. Even the billboards are in spanish.
Also a place where every one who lives in every other city hates because of the language barrier, and has the most shadiest areas west of south beach. (keep an eye on your wheels at stoplights)
Man! these people dont speak english, i must be in Miami or somthing.
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Miami the best place in Florida. it's called the sunshine state thought i think it should be changed to the sunshine state (during the day) because every day at night it rains like crazy. Miami has the best places to live like : Coral gables home to university of miami, south miami home to south miami hospital (best hospital) coconut grove home to coco walk (best mall of life), and Miami beach which is home to skinny people including: gays, hot chicks, and sexy guys. Miami has a lot of violence and the schools are all very unique best place to live int the U.S for sure. The beach is nice and some people go everyday.
Miami is awesome dude i just fucked a stripper and im 15!!!!!!!
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> A place that you can never have "nothing" to do.
> A place where age is quite literally just a number.
> Hell with palm trees
> Populated by wanna-be thugs and chongas
> Rarely does the IQ pass 40
> Cubans run the place
> A tourist's turn-on
> White people are just there for the Latin's enjoyment. We can laugh at their poor Spanish skills while stealing their cars.
Miami is where homes are destroyed to build condos for idiot tourists who apparently don't have the ability to read maps properly
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city of caprices and impalas .. hookd up lowriders and 28" inch rims , sexy females , best clubs , nicest beaches , where u will either find the fakest or the realest ppl . car clubs , hottest guys , hoes , celebrities ...
and then theres the part of miami you dont see .. the hoods .. overtown,liberty city , south beach , cutler ridge - crack whores and crack houses
im the queen of the south representin that 305 dade county.. miami throw em up
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A very crazy beautiful girl , makes jokes people do not understand , laughs at almost everything though , has very nice eyes , but a crazy attitude and temper, you'll always be amazed when you see a miamie
Damn her eyes are like the fucking night sky , oh miamie you are fine asf
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