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The routine is a set of sexual actions performed to enhance intercourse. The routine begins with the female bending backwards and grabbing her ankles or lower legs. She then (with assistance from the male if necessary) rolls forward onto the male's erect phallus. Once the penis is thoroughly mounted the male grabs the still rolled female and proceeds to rotate her 360 degrees on his penis.
Guy1 - "DUDE! How was the date with that yoga teacher last night?"
Guy2 - "Broski, it was awesome! I gave her the Ol' Michelin Tire Routine! It was totally sweet!"
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A person who can 12 baguettes up her asshole
Did you eat those baguettes? No I 'm going to chantelle rose michelin them
A term that refers to the Michelin tire guy. It means to gain a lot of weight very fast to the point that you look like the Michelin tire mascot.
Thanksgiving just michelin-nized me. Look at how much weight I have gained.
The man with the biggest most gigantic cock in the godforsaken school
Hey have you seen mr Michelin today
Yeah he’s got a big cock
Award given to a college student kitchen that has produced dishes other than pasta, couscous, and scrambled eggs. Prize includes a set of forks that match each other.
Gaia: “I went over to Brooke’s last night and she made baked potatoes with mushrooms.”
Sammy: “Someone give that girl a College Michelin Star.”
Self-proclaimed foodies that swing from Michelin restaurant to restaurant - dining there as long as the restaurant has been awarded a Michelin-Star.
Larry and Lisa wanted to go to dinner, but they couldn't get a reservation at the Michelin star restaurant. They chose to stay home instead. They sure are Michelin Monkeys!