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MicroPenis

A medical term for a penis under 2.7 inches in length. Also known as Tiny Petito.

Before crossing the threshold Bob paused, riddled with sickening guilt; "what about my micropenis??" he asked himself. What about the micropenis indeed. Bob concluded to forget about his tiny petito for once.

by Zee November 5, 2004

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MicroPenis

One who has a small or, Micro Penis.

Often used to confuse others and let them think about it

Jaden Montez gotta small ass micropenis.

by Scythesweep December 4, 2015

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micropenis

Onilink9000's penis

Oni has a small one

by Webster July 5, 2003

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Micropenis

Micropenis is a medical term for a penis, usually diagnosed at birth, that is well under the normal size range for an infant. In every other way, including structure, appearance, and function, a micropenis is like any other healthy penis.

You've probably heard friends share stories about having sex with a guy who has a micropenis. Most likely, though, those men simply had a small penis, which is by no means the same thing.

Micropenis is a real, diagnosable medical condition; it refers to a penis that's less than 2.8 inches long when erect, according to Jamin Brahmbhatt, MD, urologic surgeon and co-founder of The PUR Clinic in Clermont, Florida. In our size-obsessed world, having a micropenis can leave a guy feeling very self-conscious. And it can be a big surprise to his partner as well.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

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Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 7, 2021

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micropenis

The process of the penis shrinking when it becomes cold

Cooper has a micropenis

by heyo stee December 7, 2007

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Micropenis Muffler

An overly loud vehicle that is purposely so. To make up for the drivers micropenis. The louder the vertical the smaller the penis.

Damn, that micropenis muffler is so loud, dude must be hung like a bee!

by Novellium April 30, 2021

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