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MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEPMMMMMBEEPMMMMBEEP
Microwave: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMBEEP
When you don't want to attract attention so wave just a little bit
My ex was next to you at the bar so I wicrowaved to get your attention!
Hes shy so when we meet we always microwave!
An onomatopoeia often used to connote the sound of a microwave being used.
Dan: Hey do you know what sound a microwave makes?
Phil: what?
Dan: Miiiccccrrroooowwwaaaavvvveeeee
The head chef at Olive Garden.
Olive Garden Hr: "How fast can you cook food?"
Microwave beeps
HR: you're hired.
When you get re-heated about something. Something that once made you mad is making you upset again a period of time after its initial occurance.
I got microwaved the other day about the time I got stood up.
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the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn
after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
due to personal reasons i will be making microwave noises in the corner for the next 3-5 business days
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