youth minister

An awesome person that guides teens through life's choices, while leading them to a saving relationship with Jesus. He also most likely has a beard, and loves pizza. Somehow, even though he's average looking, he has a smoking wife/girlfriend. Where do they get these women? So hot, so not fair. I'm going to be a youth minister when I grow up. Fo sho.

That youth minister, he's so holy...why is his wife so hot?

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Punch the Prime Minister

Australian slang for to go to the bathroom.

"I'm going to punch the prime minister!"
"I'm not done punching the prime minister!"

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Punching the prime minister

To use the bathroom

"C'mon rigby, we got to find a way out of here!

"Wait a sec mordecai, i'm punching the prime minister...."

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Salty Prime Minister

A Canadian sex act performed on a man, referred to as the "Prime Minister." The man's partner covers the Prime Minister's penis in maple syrup and Pop Rocks prior to performing fellatio on him.

Robin: "Do you have any Pop Rocks?"
Ted: "No, why?"
Robin: "Have you ever heard of a Salty Prime Minister?"
Ted: "No..."
Robin: "Nevermind."

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mexican minister of defense

a mexican f1 driver who shows extremely talented defensive skills

"Sergio Perez again covers off Lewis Hamilton"
"Wow, he's basically the Mexican minister of defense!"

Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

dentist-to-minister ratio

Preferred metric for the white trash level of an area. If the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low, then the area is a white trash hellhole.

All this creationism shit seems to be a problem wherever the dentist-to-minister ratio is appallingly low.

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