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minivan

Modern: A typical soccermom van. FWD Taller and bigger than a station wagon, but still drives like a car. Usually front wheel drive, these vans are designed to hold as much junk and kids as possible. They also get VERY dirty on the outside and inside, as the kids and their mum typically don't give two craps about keeping cars in decent shape.

Classic: A more of a guy's vehicle. RWD These are smaller than today's minivans, and are closer to a Truck/SUV. They are also designed to hold more cargo and people, but look much nicer when kept in good condition (you may come accross a hooptie once in a while). Due to being more powerful, they can be used to haul trailers.

Modern: I stepped into the minivan and found a carpet of crumbs, wrappers, and broken iPhones on the floor.

Modern: Joe came to round up the guys in his minivan, which we found to be clean and not embarrassing to be seen in.

by UNDEFINED_PROXY_1337 January 1, 2014


minivan

when you give your girl two (fingers) in the front and five in the rear

william gave his girlfriend a minivan last night during sex

by do words January 30, 2018


The Minivan

The sexual act known as "The Minivan" is when two fingers are inserted into the vaginal cavity from one hand, and the other hand (made into a fist) is inserted into the anus. A Minivan usually accommodates seven "passengers" but is known in cases of emergency to squeeze a few more in.

Scissoring just wasent cutting it so they proceeded to get in The Minivan.

by ExitOut August 7, 2014

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Minivan

A minivan is one of the prerequisites needed before moving into a suburban area. Even if you don't have kids or you have a single child, a minivan is still required for suburban living.

That single guy is driving a minivan even though he could be driving a sedan. He must be from the suburbs!

by abcdefghi76543 July 12, 2015


The Minivan

2 in the front, 5 in the rear. Similar in effect and usage to the Shocker, but requiring 2 hands, and a very willing reciever.

I gave my girlfriend the Shocker, but that wasn't doing it for her anymore, so I had to give her a ride on the Minivan!

by GoodyQ December 19, 2010

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The Minivan

Two in the front, five in the rear. Child seats optional.

I met Sally last week on Tinder. She enjoys The Minivan.

by jason-abc November 29, 2018

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minivanning

The act in which you open up the hatchback of one minivan in order to insert the front of another minivan in a gentle yet forceful manner.

Joe: Hey, did you see the back of Billy's town & country? It is wrecked from when him and Jake went minivanning yesterday.

by Leswaggawagon July 14, 2012

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