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what you say when someone tells you to do something but your too lazy to do it.
mother: billy! go take out the trash you stupid little cunt! i knew your father should have used a condom!
billy: in a minute....
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A unit of time equal to or upwards of one hour.
"Yo man, it's been a minute tho"
"I know man! I haven't seen you in months!"
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a point in time which will never come
mom can you help?
in a minute.
1. An internationally recognised, standardised measurement of time equalling exactly 60 seconds
2. A long nondescript length of time, always significantly longer than 60 seconds, often representing many hours, days or years
Director: Ok, so in a minute I will need you to set yourself on fire and jump through that window
Stuntman: Got you
*60 seconds later Stuntman sets himself on fire and jumps through window*
*Stuntman lands on uncushioned ground and dies*
Director: Oh shit, that idiot thought I meant 60 seconds when actually I meant several hours, he is such an idiot and deserves to be dead
A phrase used to make people think you are going to do what they say 'in a minute', however the task is almost always never done as the person is too lazy. It is most effective when used to piss someone off. Goes well with whining noises.
Simon: Get a life, you prick!
Tabish: In a minute! (moans)
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In it only for that split second of heightened sexual gratification. As relationships go, "in it for a minute" represents one's non-commitment beyond the sexual climax.
It was such a hot moment. I was only in it for a minute then me and my heart moved on.
in it inner course in it to give it really into it inside commitment inside track in and out booger in them
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