mislead abortion

When your mom didn't fucking want you but your bitchass still came out ugly as shit and everything ... fucking Andrea

Because of your moms mislead abortion your bitchass was born

Misleading the Queen

Suffering erectile disfunction while attempting sex with an older lady.

Hey Boris, how did it go with that cougar you picked up last night?

Oh man, I'd had way too much to drink, I ended up misleading the Queen.