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The most uneducated poor state in the U.S.
Mississippi has high levels of interbreeding which is acceptable in most parts of the state and many inbred uneducated children of Mississippi even grow up to be District Attorney’s and Judges.
Just look up Judge James “Jim” Kitchens, Caught perjuring himself multiple times as a DA in a murder trial and then is elected to become a Circut court Judge in two Mississippi Counties.
Or look up “Operation Pretense Mississippi”.
Friend: I’m moving to Mississippi.
Me: Ok, I’ll send you $ whenever you’re sent to Parcman Farm AKA Mississippi State Penitentiary don’t worry with following the laws you stand the same chance of being sent there either way
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The hottest drink of hottest drinks. It wont taste bad at the start but youll trip fucking balls later, its common while tripping youll hear the song Mississippi Queen by Mountain and pass the fuck out in a park.
"Yo Rigby I drank the Mississippi Queen early and tripped fucking balls"
"Dude if Benson finds out he'll fire us"
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When you hittin from the back, eatin a plate of bangin fresh waffles and some syrup runs down her buttcrack like the Mississippi River and you lick it off.
im sitting there with my fresh plate of waffles and my girl wants my dick, so she had to settle for a Mississippi WaffleHouse.
Filling a southern girl's mouth with Kool aid, making her get on her knees with her mouth open while you dip your balls in it.
My balls were super hot last night so my girl let me give them a Mississippi birdbath.
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When you sit on the table, and you fart. The resulting roaring sound is a Mississippi Rumbler.
Andy: Hey have you heard of a Mississippi Rumbler?
Dalen: No I haven't.
Andy: (farts) Ha, now you have! That registered a 8.2 on the Rumbler scale!
Dalen: Oh man!
A hairstyle that covers most of the forehead and flips up at the end. Popular among upper-middle-class white males from Mississippi, ages 16 to 25, who have straight hair. Also resembles a reverse mullet, where the party is in the front and a more business-like approach in the back.
The fraternity pledge carried a can of dip and wore a Mississippi flip.
The act of, while receiving roadhead, suddenly putting your tilt steering wheel as far down as it will go, thus trapping the person's head in your crotch.
Best done with a girl from Mississippi or Kentucky, because odds are she will not have enough teeth to bite your junk off.
My cousin Molly sure got mad after I gave her the Mississippi Mousetrap.
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