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Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Mistletoe Merryman is a very odd person.
The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts
Hey bro i gave my girl the emo mistletoe
During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
Last night i gave two dirty girls the good old Mexican Mistletoe, it kinda tickled.
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A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
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The day in which everyone wants to kill Justin Beiber.
Joe-
"Hey, John! it's mistletoe monday, guess what that means!"
John-
"It's beiber huntin' time!"
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when you cannot see your crush on Christmas Eve because you're both spending it with your kids and families.
you schedule your own little xmassy get-together, say, a day, a month before or after and celebrate jesus' birth. you hand each other cute, little sex toys (jesus approved) and fuck under the mistletoe.
(singing Silent Night in each others' arms, a polyphonic duet)
him: "let us now make sweet passionate love under the mistletoe, my dear"
her: "oh yes my precious angel, lets hope its a good mistletoe session in jesus' name"
When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”