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Missing a titty from cancer from a single mastectomy.
There once was a girl with a Mitty, cancer took her right titty. She was flat on one side but she'd never hide, authenticity is so damn pretty.
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means average, roots of the word cum from a cross between the words pretty n mingin. is a term mainly used to describe ppl.
Cindy: that guy ova there is checkin me out, u think i shud go ova??
Tapps: nah dont bova hun, hes mitty!
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When you have a poke-through with toilet paper and end up with brown product on your hand
Dammit Louise, you bin shoppin' at walmart agin fer the bum wipe - Ah dun gotta a shitty mitty agin!!!!
When you don't just write a text, you write a freaking novel, a WALL of TEXT. It's quite inexcusable and obnoxious the amount of material you or he/she just sent.
Guy 1 - "No I just woke up. I'll call the bank after class. About the kitchen tho. When I came back the pan with oil was mine and a piece of trash was mine. None of the dishes were mine I know he wants to start using our kitchen bc homeless boy is dirty. He has said that he is going to put dishes in our sink for the dish washer (I told him he can't do that). Plus I have caught homeless boy leaving a dish in our sink. Were any of those dishes/glasses yours? Mitty Text"
Guy 2 - "Work son"
honestly ass at sports. teachers are bleh and the deans are mean as shit
bill: imma go to archbishop mitty
sam: good luck the deans will kill you
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A person who claims to be special forces but really isnt
Homeless Walter mitty with uniform: Can ya spare some change.
Random man: Fuck off you disgrace
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A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!
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