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look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you don't have half a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means
me: look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you do not have half of a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means
you: stop laughing or i'm going to go to your house to beat you
me: you fight me you dont even know what mommy means i thought you can beat me
after the fight
you: at the doctor
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A sweet name given to a woman who suffered through a lot to give you life and spent her entire life afterwards making sure that you grow and have everything you need to live happily and gracefully.
Anyone can be mom but it take a special person to be a mommy.
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Mommy, is a word you either
A: A guy calls a female dominant during sex
B: The person ( usually a female) that had sex with your dad and gave birth to you and you should love them!!
I don't think I should say.... for the first one at least...
You: I love you mommy!
Mommy: Awww... I love me too!
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When one is telling an absolute truth one must put that “on mommie” to prove the validation.
Bro, on mommie, I’m not a fascist.
Dude if you put that on mommie you better be serious!
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Someone who is always forgiving. Someone in which whom you know that you can always rely on. Mommy will always come back, and Mommy will never leave for long. A mommy always wants the best for their child, and will always put a child first in any circumstance. A mommy is a child's best friend. A mommy is an extraordinary person. It is a tough job to be a mommy, a job that only a mommy could ever handle. You can never break the bond between a child and a mommy, and a mommy can never be replaced. Mommy is another word for love. God couldnt be everywhere, so he created Mommies.
I love my mommy and nothing, and nobody will ever change that.
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