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Someone who frequently visits your Facebook profile and looks at your wall.
Dude, you can't post that on my wall, my mom is a wall monitor!
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A term referring to early refridgerators with an adjustable cooling motor that resided on the 'fridges top part. Far more efficient than today's shoddy fridges
You have to check out this monitor-top fridge I found in my attic!
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A normal sounding workplace title for a sick puppy of a pervert who hangs out on the other side of closed bathroom doors.
Jumping out with her pants still down around her ankles, she started the shit out of him with, “So you are the new bathroom monitor, it’s a pleasure to meet you!”
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An adult employed by high schools to watch over hallways for bad behavior. The final evolutionary stage of the kid that would always remind the teacher to check the class's homework, hall monitors are usually losers and busybody Karens who feel important because of their petty position of authority that allows them to flex on kids. They suffer from a small man syndrome and are constantly on a mission to bust youngsters for the pettiest of infractions, such as vaping in the bathrooms, loitering after lunch breaks, wearing subjectively inappropriate attire and walking any faster than a slow strolling pace in the hallways.
Hall monitors are peculiarly nosy, prying, arrogant and self-entitled people who feel better about themselves for picking on kids who are more than half their age younger, being extremely proficient snitches. They will normally be in the employ of a high school well into their 60s as they have no desire or ambition to do anything better with their lives and are content with living out the rest of their existence in abject mediocrity.
-Hey man, want to go and smoke a bowl after school?
-I can't, one of the hall monitors wrote me up for Juuling in the bathroom and I've got 10 days of in-school suspension. Don't these people have anything better to do?
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The person who nitpicks and judges everyone's food choices at the dinner table.
Food Monitor: You can't eat those french fries, those have 1600 calories, they are bad for you. Similar to the hall monitor when you were at school.
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A term used in Modern Warfare 2 to trash a player using a heartbeat monitor.
That fucking kid with the cheap ass baby monitor killed me again!
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