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A 1930's italian mobster; a gangster; a mafioso
Jimmy got whacked by some moof.
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A teenager who is thirsty and try’s to get with any girl he can, he will ruin friendships to try get a girl, despite this he has never gotten a girl. A all round nit bag who thinks he has clout but has next to no clout. Will get violated by everyone who meets him. A true beta male
Alex:George is being such a moof
Cam:how?
Alex:me and immy have been making out, he sat next to her wrapped his arm around her and she shouted ew and ran off and he’s still trying with her.
Cam: what a moof
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1. A cigarette or a moof.
2. any object that you dont want to name.. or just rather genralize it.
3. alternate for "What's up?"
1. Can I get a mooferette?
2. pass me that moof over there.
3. What's the moof/What's your moof?
also wtm for those intarwebbers
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Moof is 2 words combined
Moof = Mood + Oof
Moof can be used in a situation that’s relatable or tea ☕️ or something that’s a mood or an oof
Moof was made by 2 people on instagram when autocorrect didn’t work
There is a Instagram account for moof called @moofgang and the people that follow are called moofers and the owners love them very much
The moofers have a spirit animal called moof which is a cat and cow combined
“I have tea to spill shishters”
MOOF
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An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.
I don't smell anything, was that a moof?
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1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)
Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.
Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."
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It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.
Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!
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