The Moon is Earth's only natural satellite. It is one of the largest natural satellites in the Solar System, and, among planetary satellites, the largest relative to the size of the planet it orbits (its primary). It is the second-densest satellite among those whose densities are known (after Jupiter's satellite Io).
The Moon is thought to have formed approximately 4.5 billion years ago, not long after Earth. There are several hypotheses for its origin; the most widely accepted explanation is that the Moon formed from the debris left over after a giant impact between Earth and a Mars-sized body called Theia.
Basically, nothing to do with an asshole. Stop that shit.
Normal person: "Oh, look. The moon."
Fucking retard: "LOL WHY R U STARING AT AN ASSHOLE, FUCKING FAGGOT"
Normal person: "some boring shit in response to this, involving derogatory and demeaning words, particularly of long length to convince people that they're smart"
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A beautiful girl who's unique and sharp witted, and has an affinity for gentle discourse. A true seductress.
That girl is amazing, but that's no Moone.
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the only thing that can kill mockingbirds.
The only way to kill a mockingbird, IS TO HIT IT WITH THE MOON!
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A thing that has been blown up at least 200 times in the DragonBall series. Believed to have revolved around the earth prior to its destruction(s).
DragonBall dude: omgwtf is that the moon?
Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!
DragonBall dude 2: where?
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Cryptocurrency slang. If something is "mooning," that means a coin's price is experiencing a spike.
Bitcoin price is headed to the moon!
Ethereum price is mooning!!
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Not the (original) Death Star.
"That's no moon."
- Alec Guinness
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