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Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!
Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.
Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!
person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!
Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?
To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.
"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."
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When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.
Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."
Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."
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Those annoying little insects that give you "boo boos."
Little Jimmy was bit by a musquito.
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A little bug that comes along and bites your ass.
Man, that guy completely mosquitoed me.
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when you squeeze around the base of your genitals so hard that the shaft looks like the stinger and the balls look like eyes.
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