motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

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i got a race cah motha fucka

racecar spelled backwards is racecar

Fuck you all!

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IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA

A person who thinks hes got a big dick, but in reality he is lying. He probably has a small dick or not even a dick.

Guy 1: Yo Karl

Guy 2: Ya
Guy 2: IM A BIG DICK MOTHA FUCKA
Guy 3: Do you even have a dick bro?
Guy 2: Ya I do
Guy 3: No you don't I saw it last time its smaller than my nail LOOOL bro

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Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka

What rick James says to Charlie Murphy after he says fuck yo couch nigga

Rick James: Buy anotha one you rich motha fucka!

Charlie Murphy: Fuck you nigga!

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