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A disgusting wasteland. It is the cloth Satan wipes his ass with. If you live in Mount Vernon, odds are you are not reading this because you are whoring your body, smoking crystal meth, committing a theft, driving a tractor, beating your wife, getting drunk, listening to country music, giving birth, inbreeding, or you are illiterate.
Mount Vernon is a landfill located outside of Evansville, Indiana. Its residents do not live there by choice, but are born into it as punishment for cruelties in a past life. It is pergatory.
It is plagued by white trash scumbags and close-minded rednecks. You will not find a decent human being. If you are passing through, turn the fuck around. There is no reason for a life form to come anywhere near the meth-infested shithole of Mount Vernon. Get the fuck out.
There was another meth lab explosion in Mount Vernon, Indiana yesterday.
Do not go near Mount Vernon, Indiana
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mount vernon washington is a little town that has 23000 people... its pretty gay. we need something to do around here... there are a few cool people.
Kristin: where do you live?
Kate: mount vernon washington.
Costa: oh man that sucks
Shelbi: do you need a hug?
Kate: yes...
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Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about
Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave
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The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..
Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.
Ryan: What super powers?
Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.
A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon
The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.
n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.
v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."