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In the night of the Last Supper, as the story is told, Jesus took bread and wine and blessed them. The actual use of bread is unknown, but recent research has shown that the Blood of Christ was not wine, but Mountain Dew.
... again after supper he took the cup, gave thanks and gave it for all to drink saying "This is Mountain Dew. Let it live for eternity as the drink of Jesus!
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Jake: I totaly have cotton mouth, man.
Jill: Dude, have a Mountain Dew.
Jake: Right on.
Jill: Do the Dew.
Jake: Yeah, dude. Do the Dew.
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1. The condinsation (sweat) between a females cleavage.
Hannah: Wow it's really hot out here!
Emily: yeah! I totally got some Mountain dew goin' on!
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Many people think that man made mountain dew, what they don't realize is mountain dew made man.
I just drank a mountain dew...I think I just ejaculated in my pants.
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A faboulus tasting soft drink made by Pepsi. Bold in flavor and amzing green color, really if you want the easist definition its simply, "The Nector of the Gods" (plus its endorsed by Chuck Norris so its automatically BAMF) Drink up!!!!
The only soft drink you will ever need is Mountain Dew.
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Basically liquid crack in short terms.
Remedy for late studying nights.
Guy #1 Dude lets get some liquid crack!
Guy #2 Oooh what's that?
Guy #1 Mountain Dew of course!
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