Similar to the Mile High Club. Invoves sex in a moving motor vehicle. Platinum membership for people actually travelling 100 mph. Darwin awards for people driving +100 mph while having sex.
A: Does that semi have 100 MPH club on the back?
B: Yeah. If he starts swerving, I'm gonna pull alongside and you whip out the video camera.
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A: Did you hear? Adam joined the 100 mph club last Friday.
B: Yeah, but his mom was driving.
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People who have been given road head while driving 100+ MPH
I joined the 100 mph club yesterday driving down I-94
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When someone has a lead foot, and sees a cop and doesn't slow down, but finally learns to adjust.
Oh yah, he didn't learn, this is his 3rd ticket this month. He should've listened to me when I told him to go on the 70 mph Diet.
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Stands for "mexicans per household" in my neighborhood...
Person one: "It says the speed iimit is 10 miles per hour here....better slow down."
Person two: "Nope. The mph part is different here. It stands for the 10 mexicans per household."
4F-MPH is 4-Fluoromethylphenidate (Fluoritalin). The dose range is 5mg to 15mg+. It's an NDRI (Norepinephrine-Dopamine reuptake inhibitor) that releases Dopamine and Norepinephrine. It helps with ADHD to focus, remember stuff, study, gives a confidence boost, and more. Side effects include anxiety, and a riddle in your mind feeling. It lasts around 3 to 6 hours. It also combines nicely with ethanol (alcohol) to form 4F-EPH.
Tony: I took 15mg of 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) and was studying for 6 hours straight.
4F-MPH is 4-Fluoromethylphenidate (Fluoritalin). It releases a little more Norepinephrine than Ritalin (Methylphenidate, MPH), and like at least triple the amount of Dopamine as Ritalin (Methylphenidate, MPH). 4F-MPH dose range is 5mg to 15mg+ and it lasts around 3 to 6 hours.
Tony: I took 15mg of 4F-MPH and cleaned and then studied for 5 hours straight.