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the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it
Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.
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When you get muddled up and mixed up
This is my twin sister… sometimes we get muddled up
A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.
My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.
When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.
When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh
Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle
Friend: nice bro!
Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes
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