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the state of being middle aged, with the confusion and forgetfulness that accompanies it
Man, it totally sucks being muddle aged--I can't remember anything any more.
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A muddle maker is a person that comes to your house and just fucks your toilet up with catastrophic diarrhea.
My boyfriend is a total muddle maker.
When you get muddled up and mixed up
This is my twin sister… sometimes we get muddled up
When you beating that pussy up so good she feels like you are making a liquid mess of her juice box
Hey shawty, come to the crib and let me muddle your fruit for a lil bit.
When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.
Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh
Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle
Friend: nice bro!
Wow I'm in a right buggers muddle with all this fuckin' homework that's due tomorrow. Should I go jack off instead? Yes
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