MUF

MUF -

Abbrieviation of "Make-Up Failure".

For those girls who slap on the bronzer, and foundation, for those girls who have abnormally rosey cheeks, and for those girls who have eyes as black as the night.

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Girl 1: HAHAHA Did you see Jenny today?

Girl 2: Yeah, i mean what a MUF!

2)

Boy 1: I fancy some girl in my maths class... but i don't know what to do, she's such a MUF.

Boy 2: NO MAN, you can do so much better.

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muf

Multi User Forth

Advanced coding language used on MUCKs. When used by Zirik, it causes flooding.

MUF is frequently used when MPI proves insufficient to perform a desired function, as it has much greater capabilities. However, most consider it more difficult to learn.

Zirik wrote a program for underwater realms in MUF and inexplicably drowned the entire population of the MUCK.

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muffing

A derogatory word used to describe simultaneous oral sex between two lesbians, often referred to as 69.

Susie hasn't gotten any all week. Tonight she's getting drunk and going out muffing.

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MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

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muffing

Muffing is the new Mudding - since iPhone decides to auto correct everything!

- giggles

example: "Mo-reece is going muffing today in his friend's amazing Rubicon"

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Muf

muf is your butt

Does muffin have a muf on his muf

Sit on your muf.

Nice muf cutie lol fuck that one.

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muffing

Long established Royal Navy slang for cunnilingus.
Alternative: Muff diving.

The bosun's mate got caught muffing a split (female) sailor in the cable locker.

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