muffers

a mysterious and analytical being, they know who you are and a lot of things about you.

have you met muffers? the notes they take are incredibly intriguing- yet accurate.

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.