muffed

To be heavily intoxicated and/or high.

Mikey- Dude did you see John at the party last night?

Tyler- No why?

Mikey- He was muffed!

Tyler- Damn!

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muf

Multi User Forth

Advanced coding language used on MUCKs. When used by Zirik, it causes flooding.

MUF is frequently used when MPI proves insufficient to perform a desired function, as it has much greater capabilities. However, most consider it more difficult to learn.

Zirik wrote a program for underwater realms in MUF and inexplicably drowned the entire population of the MUCK.

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muffed

This is when a woman has been given pleasure by her partner through oral sex.

Man, have you ever muffed a girl?

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MUF

Material Unaccounted For

Usually a term referring to forsaken nuclear materials. MUF is also something that black marketeers happen to get their hands on. Scary...

"MUF?"
-Solid Snake

DAVE GROSS'S (that's me ^_^ ) EDITTED VERSION:
"MUF? You mean pussy?"
-Solid Snake
"No you nitwit!"
-Kenneth Baker

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muffed

when a person gets knocked to the head with an extra heavy blow(also see murked).

I muffed him with my bat after I found out he stole my stuff.

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Muf

muf is your butt

Does muffin have a muf on his muf

Sit on your muf.

Nice muf cutie lol fuck that one.

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muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

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