Muller

a coffee grinder used for for weed instead of coffee beans, unlike normal herb grinders, Mullers create a more fluffier mix and you can control how fine you grind your herbs

Mark: Hey john, did you bring the muller?
John: Nah i left it at home

Mark: well go back the grinders not as good

John: alright i mean its only a 2 min walk

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Mullered

To be hit in the face or body with semen with the consitency of müller rice yoghurt.

Caney: Thanks for that Múller Rice brand yoghurt that you sprayed onto my face Rippee, it tasted... where are your pants?

Rippeee: A better question would be "Why did you just splatter my face with baby gravy" and the answer would be "why not"

Caney: Gah, i have been Mullered

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mullered

To be stitched up (tricked, set up). (original meaning circa 1960-1990)
From the range of Muller Saddle stitching machines found in nearly every print company, used to secure paper to make booklets.
In recent years it has come to mean drunk or rekt

That bloke absolutely mullered me last week when he new i was desperate for those wheels. He nearly doubled his price, the geezer.

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mullered

relatively slow in mental or emotional or physical development and permenant state of being.

Matthew could not answer the question correctly because his mind was mullered.

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mullered

Not sure what "drungs" are - obviously part of unknown's own perculiar vernacular. Hmmm ... rather than speak for a whole country perhaps 'unknown' would do better to realise his / her own parochialism instead of reinforcing it with overly general statements? The meaning of a word depends where you're from and who you are with - "Mullered" can indeed mean intoxication due to drugs within the UK, as it can mean intoxication due to alcohol. If 'unknown' had met anyone outside of his ward he / she would no doubt be aware of that.

I got mullered on an assortment of intoxicating things.

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Muller cornered

When the painters are in but your girlfriend can't resist the urge for some love yoghurt, and the outcome resembles a stirred-up strawberry Muller Corner.

Susan: "Not tonight I'm afraid, I've already had to change my knickers three times today"
Clive: "Can I just stick it in anyway?"
Susan: "Fine, but don't forget the mess you made when you Muller cornered me last time!"

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Tyler Muller

Totally a douche and a fake ginger
Yes I did indeed say FAKE ginger.
Thinks he is cool when he is clearly not.
Wants everyone to see his gold air pods

Gets in fights with 4th graders.

Tyler Muller is E :)