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A short lovable person who enjoys tall people
You are my favorite and only Munchkin, so would you like to go out with me, because I am so tall?
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Munchkin - One who is expressive of a narrow moral attitude and is characterized by the quality or state of being righteous; holiness; purity; uprightness; rectitude. Munchkiness, proceeding from accepted standards of morality or justice, is also nearly equivalent to holiness, comprehending holy principles and affections of heart, and conformity of life to the divine law or consecration the divine.
"Will donates frequently to various charities, how very munchkin of him."
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In role-playing games, focusing on rules details and exploiting them despite how they ruin the game for other players. In the extreme, taking inky delight in using the rules to ruin the game.
"But the rules say my hafling can throw 10 shuriken, and gets +1 damage with thrown objects, so it MUST mean +10 total." | "That's munchkinness. Should an ogre scream like a sissy 'OMFG! It's a hafling! Run!'?"
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Munchkin: a munchkin is a nick name given to a usually a dark, short girl who loves to dance and has a unusual obsession with turtles, a munchkin is usually a little crazy but has a lot of friends who love her. a munchkin is usually best friends with girls names amber and kylee and kayla. a munchkin is the sweetest cutest girl you will ever meet.
"whos the new girl"
"idk but i talked to amber and she said she was an awesome munchkin"
"AWESOME!"
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Small person, more affectionately know as a midget
look down there, there are fucking Munchkin's everywhere, little bastards!
Look at that Munchkin over there, lets go and kick him in the swede
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My beautiful blonde pommy fiancee.
I'm going to dismantle Munchkin's big truck.
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Oral sex on a woman while she's taking a poop.
Susie regularly uses the restroom at work, however, not when the janitor Jaycen is working, because he always asks her if she wants a munchkin.
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