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My Balls Are Itchy

The definition of my balls are itchy literally means that your balls are itchy
So stop sitting on your ass googling the most worst shit u could possibly search and get a life u fatty

Guy: Yeah dude look away for a minute
Other guy: why?
Guy: Cause I gotta itch my balls real quick
Other Guy: Oh yeah no problem dude why didn’t u just say so?

Other thingy example

Guy: Hey u know what we should do
Dude: yeah what?
Guy: We should search up my balls are itchy in the urban dick
Dude: yeah sure but u know this is just gonna come up with nothing and ur gonna get known as being gay
Guy: Oh dude don’t worry dude, let’s search it up
Dude: Fine
*gets this definition*
Guy: Fuck

Also this was all wrote while itching my balls

by Morgan Boy June 28, 2020

20πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


break my balls

Annoy; tease; pull a practical joke on. Fr. Italian "rompere i coglioni."

Do you want me to whack you?
Naw, Tony, I was just breaking your balls.

by Octopod November 8, 2003

133πŸ‘ 36πŸ‘Ž


My Balls Hurt

A phrase that is usually uttered upon receiving a painful or difficult task or the recipient of a miscellaneous hardship.

Can be used to show sympathy in the YBH, as in "your balls hurt."

Boss: "Pat, please rewrite that whole web site by tomorrow."
Pat: "My Balls Hurt"

by Darth Chubious November 27, 2010

34πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


bust my balls

when a coworker keeps nagging you and giving u shit

kenny why you gotta bust my balls ill get the work done...*mumbles*asshole

by Bang your dead September 4, 2006

112πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


eat my balls

declaration used when one refuses a service to another with much contempt

Jess: Hey Alex, can you please help me move the living room couch.
Alex: Eat my balls!

Mike: Hey Alex, can you turn down the music, it's 4am.
Alex: Eat my balls!

James: Hey Alex, can you stop being such a douchebag?
Alex: Eat my balls!

by albobgim August 29, 2005

120πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Fart on my balls

To have intercourse with a woman

I fucked her so hard, she fart on my balls

Hey baby, wanna swing by my place later and fart on my balls

by TRexus May 29, 2010

68πŸ‘ 17πŸ‘Ž


suck my balls

a phrase you would use in reply to a command or question often to your parents or somebody you don't like in other words no

:can you pick that up for me?
:suck my balls

:go away!
:suck my balls

by karl06 May 17, 2006

574πŸ‘ 206πŸ‘Ž