chicken my emo

Checking my e-mail, usually said when intoxicated.

A. "Did you have fun at the bar?"
B. "Leave me alone, I'm chicken my emo."
A. "What?"
B. "bleccch.....ewwww. I think I drank too much."

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chicken my rooster

Chicken my Rooster.. a guy can say that to a girl and it means "Give me head"

"chicken my rooster bitch!"

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Throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus

To vomit uncontrollably. Similar in usage to "worshipping the porcelain god" or "tossing one's lunch".

That norovirus I contracted at the Tough Mudder race last weekend made me throw my crispy chicken wrap under the bus.

The morning after my 21st birthday, I threw AT LEAST 4 crispy chicken wraps under the bus.

Flipping my chicken nuggets

Slapping a girls tittys while you have missionary sex

Girrrl he was flipping my chicken nuggets last night and now it hurts to run.

My chicken

It means a special girl as in your wife girlfriend etc

Ex: that’s your chicken?

Paul: yeah that’s my wife

Definition:Yeah that’s my wife
My chicken means my wife or special girl

Hanging my Chicken

When a man puts his erect penis up into his waistband in a attempt to get rid or hide an erection.

Friend 1 - Man I got the most award boner yesterday.
Friend 2 - Dang, how did you get rid of it.
Friend 1 - I was Hanging my Chicken just so nobody would see it.

flicking my chicken

Being surprised or excited, like "flipping my shit"

I just saw a man in a banana suit and I'm flicking my chicken!