The act of tying roasted duck to your shoes and kicking your friend's crack-addicted uncle into submission after he's been screaming in the basement without a shower for far too long.
"Please for the love of god duck my frunkle."
"Sure man, just let me grab my shoes."
An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.
To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"
To put more effort into something and be more successful.
Robert: Ya, so I am going to have to double my ducks in the next competition.
Anna: Too true, you wouldn't want to duck out of the competition.
using stroking motions to draw a phallus to the point of fulfilment
hey baby, wanna come over and burp my duck?
A widespread practical joke among young people meant to confuse and cause laughs
Bradee: hey hold my duck!
Jared: I can't even with you
Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.
"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."
smell my duck abbreviation is smd
john “hi susan smell my duck (abbreviated as smd)”
susan “john your duck smells lovely!”