FUCKING BITCH FUCK THAT BITCH SHE GOT HIT BY A CAR AND DIED AND THEN SHE CAUGHT CANCER STUPID BITCH FUCK AND THEN A FUCKING PLANE CRASHED ON HER BITCH ASS AND THE PLANE WAS A BOMB AND THERE WAS A TERRORIST WITH A CHAINSAW AND THE CHAINSAW HAD A FUCKING GUN (horror movie sound plays) AND I RAN UP AND STARTED SHOOTING THAT BITCH *Starts crying* FUCKING BITCH MAN FUCK
Your friend: Hey bro what happened between you and Your recent ex
You: THAT FUCKING BITCH My recent ex is a TOTAL FUCKING BITCH FUCK HER
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When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not??
When you start a relationship with some chick but you know you're going to dump her soon or later, for any specific reason. It's just a matter of time. Like foreseeing your future with a relationship, mainly just sexual OR she's not that good but she's just OK for the time being.
Person1: hey dude, can you show me your new gf photo?
Person2: you mean my future ex GF? here, take a look, is she hot or not?!
Violet your a dumb bitch
Fuck you, just cause I’m a straight white male doesn’t mean I’m bad :(
My political ex girlfriend she’s “alt TikTok”
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A crazy bitch who hates you because her man picked you over her. She continually gets involved with your relationship and is just generally crazy.
My boyfriends psycho ex keeps stalking our lives.
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she broke my heart
me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
A woman who breaks your heart and steals your little shitheads you call children
My bitch ex wife cheated on me with Steve’s BBC!