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A saying used when you are feeling down and depressed.
John: You look sad today Chloe. :(
Chloe: Sorry , need someone to Lift My Eyes.
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Give/Send a pic or video that The person that wants to be blessed cant show nobody ever
Babe? Can you bless my eyes real quick.
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(N.) A phrase Hip-Pop Muppet Ja Rule says a lot when he's on his period. (kinda lke Jon Bon Jovi!) He usually says it as a secret phrase to Ashanti, signaling her to go out and by some Tampax for them again.
Ja Rule uses Beer Tampons when he's on his period. Women, you should know better. Use Tampax! That way you won' get no "Blood in my Eye".
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A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.
Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...
Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.
Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.
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Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
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When someone sees something so hideous and heinous (usually a female skank, ho or jho) the viewer is said to have gotten ugly in their eye.
(a festively plump female walks past with a bad orange tan and small shorts with a boob tube)
Alex: Dude! I just got ugly in my eye!
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Alex: What the fuck was that?!
Tril: You just got ugly in your eye
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