Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

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Beat my meat

When you beat your meat in the basement with a hammer... it may hurt boys😀😀😀

Guys come downstairs I beat my meat

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butterfly my meat

when someone does a "butterfly kiss" on your cock

My partner was giving me a blow and then they started to butterfly my meat, it was so hot!

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Skeet on my meat

A term us to dis you

Bitch skeet on my meat

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Sweet in my meat

1. An erection.
2. The cause of an erection.

(2.) "Alli, you're the sweet in my meat."

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Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

yeet my meat

you throw you meat around while your sitting lonely in your bedroom with no friends or a girlfriend

friend: I yeet my meat to the beat

me: your a fucking idiot

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