Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.
Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!
to shizzle a nizzle. fuck go learn english, retard.
man: do you want to shizzle my nizzle?
me: fuck no. fuck off you fucking loon.
to chizzle ones nizzle aka to stroke oneself intimately
"please chizzle my nizzle" (please stroke my intimate area)
"are you nizzle chizzlin'?" (are you stroking your intimate area?)
The white man's version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.
Andrew: Do you want to go play tennis?
Bruce: For shizzle my nizzle
Sally: Hey Tommy
Tommy: What do you want bitch?
Sally: Shut Up!
Tommy: Frizzle my nizzle! Damn!
An alternative to saying "Shit" or "Dammit".
Aw, Shizzle my nizzle! I forgot my ducking purse at Starbucks!
"yo dawg hook me up wit dat shit"
" foshizzle my nizzle "