schnizzle my nizzle

Retarded colloquialism used by people trying to be modernly 'hip' or 'cool'. It means the same thing as the older generations phrase "if I had my druthers" and is equally stupid and annoying.

Thay, Baaaay-buh! You rilly could schnizzle my nizzle anytime you like!

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shizzle my nizzle

to shizzle a nizzle. fuck go learn english, retard.

man: do you want to shizzle my nizzle?
me: fuck no. fuck off you fucking loon.

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chizzle my nizzle

to chizzle ones nizzle aka to stroke oneself intimately

"please chizzle my nizzle" (please stroke my intimate area)

"are you nizzle chizzlin'?" (are you stroking your intimate area?)

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for shizzle my nizzle

The white man's version of fo' shizzle my nizzle.

Andrew: Do you want to go play tennis?
Bruce: For shizzle my nizzle

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frizzle my nizzle

Slang for suck my dick bitch!

Sally: Hey Tommy

Tommy: What do you want bitch?

Sally: Shut Up!

Tommy: Frizzle my nizzle! Damn!

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Shizzle my Nizzle

An alternative to saying "Shit" or "Dammit".

Aw, Shizzle my nizzle! I forgot my ducking purse at Starbucks!

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foshizzle my nizzle

for sure my nigger

"yo dawg hook me up wit dat shit"
" foshizzle my nizzle "

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