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A more sustainable alternative to "that's what she said" that first came into usage in the fall of 2010 in New York City.
Uttara: This belongs to Maggie's friend! Don't mess with her, you're entering a world of pain!
Faraz: Just like my first time...
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"That's what he/she said." the phrase "sounds like my first time" can be used in lieu. By definition this refers to the first time one person has engaged in intercourse.
For example: "I don't understand why the packaging is so tight. (Referring to something non-sexual) " "Sounds like my first time."
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a guy who you will always love to be around because of his rocking personality but occasionally you turn to him when you crave a hookup. You will always love him but the circumstances do not allow you to have a true relationship so you treasure the intimate times you share but know you cannot get fully attached. This is often the case with couples who break up..
" You're my part-time lover and a full time friend" from the song by the moldy peaches.. featured in the movie Juno :)
-my ex boyfriend Max is my part-time lover and my full time friend. He's such as sweet guy and a the best romantic partner but he lives to far away to be my man.
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If you're making sure the hole you're about to fuck doesn't have any roaches, you double tap his/her ass 3 times with your cock to wake up the roaches. Then you watch them squirm out of the asshole and/or the pussy lips like the little fuckers they are.
bruh i'm glad i double tapped my dick three times on her ass because 2 roaches came out of that bitch.
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hello fellow bored people, thank u for coming here.
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abc's next time won't you sing with me
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alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳
random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*
random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?
me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.
random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?
random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
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Okay, if you are this bored, nothing i can do will help you. This is when you type the keyboard but then say the ending lines of the alphabet song. I know your bored, let's see who can be bored enough to read this first. Next question, What did John Locke do???? I'm guessing you don't know because you type random shit during social studies class.
Teacher: Okay so go to Google Classroom
Student: *goes to Urb*
Student: *Types 'qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm now i know my qwe's next time won't you sing with me'*
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