N O O B

A very angry way of saying noob, perhaps you may say this to your sibling when they sucked your toes at night.

Mum/Mom: Dearest, I would love for you to become a doctor

?: But Mother, I do not know of such methods

Mum/Mom: N O O B

n and b

the only two keys that are broken on my keyboard

"my n and b keys are broken, so i have to copy and paste them every time they're used in a sentence."

Air-b-n-b

A creepy house that you hire that will watch you sleep like Edward Cullen. (With cameras 🥰).

Dude1: Yo! My Air-b-n-b watched me jerk off!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air-b-n-b???

Air b n b

A house that you hire that will watch you sleep with cameras like Edward Cullen 🎀

Dude 1: Yo! My Air b n b watched me jerk off and the owner sent me the footage!
Dude 2: Why were you jerking off in an Air b n b?