An awesome overweight black guy who's laugh is more contagious then covid-19.
Did you watch Big Narstie on TV last night? Yes and I pissed myself with laughter!
Having an Indian curry to create enough content to fill a jiffy bag and then posting the poo to your debt collector / baliff / whoever issued you a fine.
Dave: Yo man, did you ever pay that Ulez fine you got?
Steve: Yea man, I sent em a Big Narstie in the post
Dave: Sweet