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No Black Dick
John: When my daughter is older she will be under a strict NBD policy
Paul: What's that
John: "No Black Dick"
Paul: Good call
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Nbd or Non-Intentional boner disoder. Usually happens to boys around the age of 10 to 16. This is an uncontrollable event and completely normal. Once a boy becomes a "man" he will no longer get Nbd's. Unforetunately some people will experience this disoder for a longer time than others or possibly forever. That is why you don't want to use viagra. At a young age.
Jill: "Hey jack"
Jack: "Hey"
Jill: "What's in you're pants?"
Jack: "Oh, that? Just my enormously large cock I can't hide"
Jill: "You mean you have Nbd"
Jack: "yes...."
or
Jack: "I had the hardest Nbd last period"
John: "I know my pants are so tight it hurts"
Jack: "Man, Nbd's are annoying"
John: "I know mine was harder than a goats butt in a jalepeno pepper patch"
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Specific use in skateboarding: Never Been Done (cf. ABD, Already Been Done)
Meaning either the trick itself has never been done, or a particular existing trick has never been done at a particular spot. NBD is used this way because of the (perceived) importance of originality in skate-videos. It's considered lame to publish ABDs.
Filmer: OK, we don't have an ABD list for this spot, but we at least know it's been kickflipped, meloned, nollied and tre-flipped.
Skater: Pretty sure fingerflip airwalk is NBD...
Does any of this mean that catching Kavanaugh in a lie would be NBD? Not at all. A falsehood, material or not, purposeful or not, provided as testimony before the Senate is seriously troubling.
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1. An expression of forgiveness, "no big deal", found sometimes in video games where someone has done damage.
2. Trying to tell a raging person to be quiet, to settle down.
<player 1> Sorry i shot you.
<player 2> NBD. I was in your way, anyways.
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