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The Dodge/Chrysler Neon is the slowest vehicle ever made. It often gets owned by the VW Jetta.
Neons have an average quarter mile time of 30 seconds, and because of it, are considered SHIIIIIIIIIT
"Hey look at me i have a neon and now im a street racer....oh no i got beaten by a corolla NOOOOOOO"
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a color often worn by runners who like sticking out in a crowd
me: "wow, all of those kolbi over there are wearing neon yellow!"
some1: "I hope they get hit by a car so they'll realize neon doesn't make them more visible, it just bothers people"
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1. i think a car of some sort maybe???
2. any bright/ annoyingly vivid colour
3. basically another "genre" of people. Neons are basically if emo and scene had a lovechild and that baby constantly smoked pot. not an entirely bad thing. very colorful, but most neons are cutters.
dumbass: ugh hes sooo emo.
smartass: nope. your mistaken. hes a fucking NEON.
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A random kid who enters stuff into dictionaries because he is borred. (Not deffinitions like "tadpole" and "z-fighting")
member of the Glove Shack
Neon: Dude!
Dude: Neon, I didn't see you there!
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A stupid idiot who wasn't smart. This person got held back a lot of times due to its stupidity and lack knowledge. Sadly this person died in 1896 when he had a heart attack in kindergarten.
Neon: "I couldn't figure out the alphabet so they held me back."
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