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Nerd as an insult means "you are smarter then me and that makes me feel inferior so I must cover up my inadequacy by making fun of you".
Billy Joe Bob teh Lumber Jack: How do you know all that?? NERD!!!
Translation: How do you know all that?? You are smarter then me and that makes me feel inferior so I must cover up my inadequacy by making fun of you!!!
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A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with.
Often mistaken for Geeks, who aspire to become nerds, yet lack the intelligence, and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills.
Non-nerds are often scared of nerds, due to their detailed knowledge, and therefore seemingly high levels of intelligence - and subsequently denegrate them as much as possible as often as possible.
Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to 'nerd it up' in private or in the company of fellow nerds. It is for this reason they are feared the most - unlike geeks, who are easily identified, nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like nerding.
Geek: "I am a nerd"
Nerd: "Let's bash this nerd"
Nerd: "That'll teach you to go playing with my tesla coil"
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the most epic species known on earth. all secretly bad ass ninjas.
whoa check that nerd over there!
(a nerd walks past, does a ninja backflip, then moves on)
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Plural form of nerd.
Also, a tiny, tangy hard candy manufactured by Willy Wonka. Comes in a variety of flavors.
You have to wonder why the best flavor of Nerds, strawberry, comes packed with the worst flavor, grape.
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OK, as a nerd with pride I would like to set some things straight-
- Not to be confused with a geek. Geeks act like Nerds but do not possess the high intellectual capabilities of one.
-Nerds are NOT always ugly. In fact, they can be as good looking as anyone.
-Nerds do not always have bad fashion sense.
-Nerds are not always social rejects. In fact, alot of them are very popular and have friends (maybe even a girlfriend)
-Unfortunately, Nerds DO Genreally suck at sports. This does not mean they are fat or unfit, they are just uncoordinated.
-Nerds DO have a life. We do NOT spend all day studying or doing schoolwork. We can have fun too!
-Nerds get picked on alot in High School by Jocks but will be rich and respected as adults.
-Nerds are generally very smart and get good grades.
-Nerds generally enjoy Computers, Gaming, Technology, Sci Fi, Comics and other stuff like that. But they can also enjoy other things, like for example, someone who is a nerd I know is also a big cricket fan.
-Nerds are not repulsive antisocial creatures. That is jock propaganda.
-Nerds are usually good natured and kind. They are forgiving and treat everyone as equal.
As you can see, nerds are not like the ugly, unfit, fatass social rejects you see on TV. They are normal people who have an interest in technology etc.
Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Very wealthy people
That guy whose heads the jocks flush down the toilet.
If you know how to reprogram the computer you are reading this on, you are probably a nerd.
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To Me Nerd stands for Not Even Remotely Dorky so thank you thank you very much.
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The real cool people. I mean, seriously. Nerds rock. they're smart, watch movies, play video games, can fix your computer, aren't afraid to be themselves, the video game designers/ actors/actresses (really. Every actress always say's they were nerds or geeks. Lol.)or whatevers of tomorrow, and can be really pretty/hot when they get their hair fixed. and um. XP Anyone looking up this definition.
Snotfaced snot-head: -looks at striped socks- It's not halloween yet, stupid.
Nerd: Then take off the ugly mask, dumbass.
OH YEAH! <3 Nerds rock.
-Proud to be one. :d
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