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Nettie Morgan

wild spirit. when something rough in life happens to someone who doesn't deserve it, but takes it in stride.

Dating your boss who brakes it off in mid....

by josh dominguez January 6, 2004

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netty mouth

Netty mouth is a physical attribute that develops through an extended period of involvement in netball, primarily of the indoor variety.

Netty mouth affects the lower jaw of the face. The lower jaw protruds beyond the upper jaw so that the lower lip is on average 3cm extended from its usual position. Netty mouth is not attractive.

Generally, only those with strong bogan heritage develop netty mouth. Those with this predisposition can be easily identified in a group environment. They're the ones who have been kicking about the stadium since birth, play in multiple teams on every day of the week, are best mates with the umpires, and appear to be asexual.

Whilst not usually painful, netty mouth can cause discomfort and difficulty drinking UDL cans and smoking burners/darts in the carpark. Netty mouth can also affect the ability to sledge the opposition as the comments are virtually impossible to decipher.

Netty mouth only affects the female population. However, given the gender of those inflicted may be difficult to determine, the terms footy mouth may also be applicable.

"Ouch, has she/he fallen over?" "Na, they've been coming here for years, that's just the netty mouth kicking in"

by Tassie16 June 2, 2009

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Netty Hot Pot

When a person fills a Netty Pot with hot diarrhea instead of water, and pours it in their nose as they would a normal netty pot.

Paul was complaining about being stuffy, so Mike filled him up a Netty Hot Pot to clear his nose.

by Grumpy Dan November 30, 2019

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Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.

Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.

by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021


Nettie

A Nettie is someone who is an attention seeking nause, who never brings anything to the party, will never buy a round and moans about their many dietary restrictions. A Nettie is basically an energy vampire and an oxygen thief.

Don't be a Nettie!

by Flarty pants July 16, 2022


Netty Face

The most captivating of all faces. A beauty. As unique as a snowflake.

Look at that netty face. She's beautiful.

by rolag11 July 8, 2018


Netty Pot

The sexual act forcefully ejaculating, that fluid goes through her sinuses and out her nose.

Got a cold? Let me replace your mucus with mine, While I Netty Pot you.

by Jonnpy December 28, 2024