Rural Dictionary

newbie

some one that is new to smoking weed or any thing else; someone that is clumzy or stupid.

newbie: damn dude i dropped my cigs and they all fell in a puddle
JJ: you're a fuckin newbie

newbie: i cant get any smoke out of this lit blunt
JJ: you're such a newbie

by jackj January 7, 2008

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The dot that appears next to one's name on iSketch if they have not yet played ten games, and are therefore a newbie*.

*Not to be confused with a n00bie dot. N00bies don't have dots. They've played games, but are still dumbasses who like to mess things up.

Newbie_23: how do i make the dot next 2 my name disapear????/?

ImALoveApple: This is called your newbie dot. Cherish it throughout playing your ten games of victory, which will rid you of your dot. Give it a pet name. Mine's was Rupert. *sniff* I miss Rupert....

by Love Apple August 27, 2005

newbie nudes

Cool ass website where people can post naked pics of them selves.

My skanky neighbor posted her pic on newbie nudes.

by Johanna S. April 21, 2006

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Turbo Newbie

StarCraft term
In StarCraft, the act of transporting tanks onto a cliff above someone's main/expansion to destroy someone's economy. Missile turrets or bunkers can also be built to prevent a counter force from retaking the cliff.

My resources were comming in just fine, but my opponent "Turbo Newbied" my base/expansion and I lost my Nexus and most of my probes. If I had had a shuttle I could have countered.

by Stephen U. January 30, 2004

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newbie metalhead

Usually very ignorant. Gets into Metal through bands like Slipknot. They start feeling cool and unique and need to express how Metal is the supreme genre.

How to spot one

1) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play fast.
2) Says a guitarist isn't good if they can't play technical.
3) Blasts Metal on their iPods thinking someone will ask them what they are listening to so they can show off how awesome they think their musical taste is to others.
4) Tries to introduce you to Metal by telling you all bands you like suck.
5) Thinks all bands that aren't Metal have no talent.
6) Doesn't know what good Metal vocals are.

Newbie Metalheads usually smarten up, they usually take up guitar and realize that speed isn't everything. Wanting to compose music they go through the tons of influences of their influences and from there they go to their influences which leads them into lots of music which isn't Metal. Then they become people who are open to tons of music, having liked music that is condemned by most people.