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A Newfie Sanchez is similar to a dirty sanchez, except that instead of giving the moustache to the woman, you fuck up and give yourself the moustache.
Stupid bastard, he was all proud of giving her a dirty sanchez, but the shit was actually on his face. He gave himself a Newfie Sanchez.
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The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
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A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!
He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
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When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
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the male partner has to go unwashed for at least a week to form what is known as smegma (cheese dick), anal sex is then performed to gather fecal matter (gravy, shit). the other partner then begins to perform oral sex to cleanse the penis of the great mixture of gravy and cheese.
John: "hey, do you want to go have dinner with me some time?"
kayla:"ya sure, what do you feel like having"
John:"well i can make a mean Newfie Poutine!"
later that night
john: "how does dem fries taste bitch"
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A homemade cigarette fashioned from the leftover tobacco found in cigarette butts.
Newfoundlanders see newfie are often derided in Canada as being simpletons.
" I had no money to buy smokes so I had to roll a Newfie cigarette just to tide me over.
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Combining the words:
"Newfie": a Canadian derogatory term indicating dimwittedness, based on the stereotype that people from Newfoundland are unintelligent.
"Donut": A proper donut requires a rear-wheel drive car, and is achieved by flooring the gas pedal with the steering wheel cranked all the way to one side, and the tires on a slippery surface.
A Newfie Donut then is a donut done in reverse, as necessitated when a car only has front-wheel drive.
His little four-banger only had front-wheel drive, so he wanted to do a Newfie donut, so he popped it in reverse and floored it.
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