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That’s me! I’m technically that!
Hym “I’m a popular newspaper and you quote me ALL THE TIME! You’re doing the thing you’re criticizing THEM for doing you idiot. It’s exactly the same! That’s what I’m talkin about when I say you’re all fucking nut jobs. Blind to your own hypocrisy. And no, you shouldn’t have control over anything. If the shoe was on the other foot, you would say ‘Well, you don’t have to go there!’ So bring your kids somewhere else. Fuck them kids. Or let them read creepy rape books I don’t give a shit. It’ll be good for them. It’ll toughen them up.”
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When you bring your lunch to school using a newspaper bag to contain it
"Hey Charlie! Can I read the comic section"
"Well actually Claire that would be my sandwich"
"Wow Charlie, You have so much Newspaper Bag Swag!"
To describe a woman who is overly thick in the right places. So thick that it would make a man fall to his knees. So thick that Buffy the Body would clap her hands in applause.
"Man you over their lookin at the monday paper, this girl over here is sunday newspaper thick"
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Historically; knowledgeable, articulate people upon whom the population relied for informative and accurate news of the day: modern; generally, people who had difficulty achieving a C+ average in their studies. —D.Mar
Journalist/Newspaper columnist of today are now characterized by extreme envy and a capacity for dissembling and dishonesty beyond description. —D.Mar
A man whom enjoys having his face cummed upon.
Did you see Rick at the orgy last night? Talk about a Victorian Newspaper Boy…
To mean a regular occurrence or thing that is familiar to you, your friends or your family. Something that is characteristic of the thing or occurrence in question.
"Oh I hate fog"
"Well where I'm from it's a staple in my dads newspaper"
"Getting roasted by your mates it's just a staple in my dads newspaper"
A Hilarious post that is a tad bit offensive, and makes fun of the teacher.
person 1: hey, did you see the Significantly Better Class Newspaper?
person 2: yeah, it was really silly.