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An awesome guy with a great personality, down to earth and always there for you. The "black sheep" of the group. Smart. Loves to work out, plan hikes, and loves Jesus.
"I need help!"
"Call Newton hes always there for you!"
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An idiot, usually of low moral character and often both sexually frustrated and ambiguous
Joe goes from bar to bar acting like a real newton
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The Vice president of the world behind God.
Newton made up a few laws ages ago and everyone now is too lazy to disprove them, apart from the photo electric effect that someone who had no life was able to disprove. His most famous theory is Newtons Laws of Motion that state;
1)If something isn't moving or is going at a constant speed, there is no resultant force.
2)F=ma where Force=Mass*Acceleration
3)For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newton is so clever that the 3rd one doesn't even make sense and yet still everyone agrees with it because Newton>You
Rumors say that when God was creating the world, on the 7th day he asked Newton to proof check the world to make sure that everything works, during this time Newton had to make gravity=9.82ms-2 and he had to make more than 1 type of pi, and change the spelling of it to pi.
Person 1:Newtons 3rd Law states that there is no resultant force therefore the car should be still.
Person 2:Newtons 20th Law says that you should stfu.
Person 1:Curse You Newton!
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Approximately $200,000, generally in cash.
Cecil: Hey guy, my son's a ballin' QB. He'll go to MSU but it aint gonna be free.
MSU: Aight, how much?
Cecil: Imma need about a Newton, ya feel me?
MSU: shooooo, have you seen our school. Our tradition is ringing cowbells. We aint got that kinda money, what do you think this is, Auburn?
Cecil: hmmmmmm
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A rich suburb of Massachusetts that is inhabited with many Jewish peple, also named as Jewton, by the locals.
Newton Centre is where all of the shopping is, and the T stop. Newton highlands is where you find all of the big houses. West Newton is home of appartments and the lower class. A short ride to Boston by train.
"Yo, I'm going to Newton Centre today and get some J.P Licks"
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