Non-Functioning Testicles
Testicular failure occurs when the testicles run out of Ethereum which is used to produce sperm.
It occurs mostly in gen-z kids
F1: Yo I heard your dad got an NFT
F2: Oh really,
He always wanted the Lazy Lions
F1: tf bro ?
His balls stopped working
Crypto-soyboy: WOW I BOUGHT AN AMAZING NFT!
*Shows NFT*
Normal-Joe: Eww
Imagine that you're married but your partner is constantly having sex with anyone but you, and you can do nothing but watch. The only difference, though, is that you have a marriage license. This is NFT
"Dave, your wife's been cheating on you."
"Yeah? No matter I'm the husband."
"Such an NFT! Btw, she's good."
glorified images sold for millions of dollars
Well, believe me, it's crystal clear: NFT's are racist.
You don't believe this, huh? Well, I'm going to explain.
First off, the name. The The Bored Ape Yacht Club wants you to believe that "NFT" stands for Non-fungible token. This name might be an accurate name for the images of apes that are sold, but it also stands for "n****rs for trade". This is absolutely not okay.
NFT's have been fully covered on national news and they usual tell you that images of apes are being traded. What they don't tell you, is that those apes usually have big lips, golden chains and rings and contains an awful lot of stereotypes. NFT's use apes as a methaphor for the stereotypical black communty.
This can be explained: NFT's were invented on 4chan. 4chan is the breedplace of 99% of evil on the internet. The /pol/ communty, already infamous for it's racism and anti-semitism. created NFT's because they want to insult black people. Using complex trading methods on specific websites on the internet and needing a fast connection to the world wide web they try to exclude as many black people (mainly the African continent).
It even goes beyond that. Neo-Nazi artists, like Ben Garisson and StoneToss have recently used this way of trading to sell their art full of hate. They can do this because NFT's are completely anonymous.
Republicans and right-wingers say they screenshot NFT's. This is not an harmless joke, they try to demonstrate how 'worthless' NFT's (abbreviation for: N****rs for Trade) are.
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Person 1: "Hey, did you know that some people are paying for NFT's of Melania Trump's eyes?
Person 2: "tf is an nft"
Person 1: "i don't fuckin know lmao"
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A NFT is a racial slur that dates back to 1827.
It means Ni**ers for trade
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