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When you go down on a woman, vigorously lavishing in the act (see fnar fnar) while tweaking her nipples simultaniously.
The raised arms and facial action - much like the action of a motor boat, but to the snatch region, should be representative of Richard Nixon's double handed victory sign.
Best results are returned by mumbling "I am not a crook" into the vaginal area.
Woman: "Oh yes, Yes, YES! You are such a bad boy!"
Man (or woman): "ruhuhuh - I am not a crook"
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Man 1: "What were those noises, and what's all over your face?"
Man 2: "Oh that? I was just giving your mum a Nixon"
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After you get charged with a crime you get away with it.
Man I got a nixon in court today.
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verb.(i.e. to nixon)
-to sweat excessively/profusely and not wear makeup or deoderant to cover up the stench and wetness, especially during intercourse. The worst nixon is a crucial nixon, during which the nixoner sweats all over the nixonee.
"Dude I pulled a crucial nixon with julie last night. It was gross, but kinda hot at the same time."
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while a dude proceeds to bang an under age girl from behind,he then raises both hands give's the peace sign on both hands then say's "i am not a crook" giggity.
Dude I totally gave that girl the nixon last night.
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1. Any resemblance to clothing, music, art, and any cultural artifact from the years ~1971-1982.
2. Anything old school, also can be shortened to "nix".
"Yo, your throwback style is so friggin nixon."
"This wallpaper is so nix!"
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Leaving pictures of Nixon in juxtaposition to someone else as to indicate the person is a crook.
I left a giant Nixon poster in front of my neighbor's Trump/Pence sign. I love nixoning!
A sexual position wherein a guy is laying on his back having sex with one girl on top, while simultaneously fingering two other girls in the classic Nixon "peace sign" position (both arms raised over his head)
Dude, I got three girls to come home with me last night. You guys were passed out so I gave 'em the Nixon!
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